Два студента философского факультета МГУ сидят в кафе, обложившись оригиналами третьей и пятой книжки про гаррепоттера и читают о себе о Мародёрах. Узнали много нового гыгы.

"Did you like the question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the Entrance Hall.
"Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "Give five signs that identify the werewolf. Excellent question".
"D`you think you managed to get all the sings?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"Think I did" said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd tyronging around the front doors eager to get put into the sunlit grounds. "One: he`s sitting on my chair. Two: he`s wearing my cloths. Three: his name`s Remus Lupin"
(c)

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business"
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git"
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor"
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball"
(c)